
๐ ๐พ๐ ๐พ๐ ๐พโจI AM A SIMPLE DEMI-GOD – ๐๐๐โจ๐๐พ๐จ๐จโจWHEN MY GOD TELLS ME TO LEAVE A ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅโจWICKED, CURSED BLASPHEMOUS LAND AND NEVER RETURN FOR HE SHALL LEVEL IT AND THEY WON’T BE PREPARED SINCE ORANGE SATAN HELPED THEM OUT BY DESTROYING BOTH THE NATIONAL OCEANIC AND ATMOSPHERIC ADMINISTRATION (NOAA) AND THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE (NWS) โจ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ, I HIT MY AFRICAN BOOSTERS AND NEVER RETURN BECAUSE AS A NATIVE BORN TEXAN OF 32 YEARS WHO HAS SURVIVED MY FAIR SHARE OF HURRICANES AND FLOODS AND THUS KNOW HOW ILL-PREPARED MY PEOPLE ARE EVEN WHEN THEY A R E GIVEN ADVANCED WARNING, ALL I GOTTA SAY IS ๐ซก๐ซก๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ๐ฅโจI HOPE YOU N-GGAS ARE PREPARED TO E A T THE WICKEDNESS YOU VOTED FOR AS IT COMES SURGING BACK AT YOU AS A MASSIVE FLOOD, LIKE I JUST RETURNED TO SENDER ALL THE HATE AND BLASPHEMY FROM MY CURSED HOMELELANDโจ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ซก๐ซกโจ๐จ๐จ๐๐พ๐๐๐โจ๐ ๐พ๐ ๐พ๐ ๐พ

